Careful What You wish For

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Ok, in this game, one person makes a wish, then another person grants it,
but with a bad twist on it.

Example: I wish for a cake

Granted, but its a lie

Granted but u were a horse and they put a horn right into your head

I wish that the one who grantes me wishes will not mess up

Wish Granted but you blow up. and I did not mess up see? no Type os :3

I wish for the world to BLOW UP MAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA o and some ice cream to :3

The world blew up with your ice cream muahahahahahahaha

I wish I was a human

Graned. thin the Goverment makes you a Hampster......TADA!

I wish be Smart so I can be a better person

Wish wasn't granted because i wasn't sure if you we're smart enogh to make a wish

I wish had a better laptop

Wish granted....But when you get home the Kool-Aid man bursts through your wall, and rips it from your grasp and leaves....yelling "OH YEAAAAHHH!!!" while running away with your new laptop....

I wish someone knew what I was thinking....

Granted, however, it's your worst enemy and they ruin everything you attempt with a frightening foreknowledge.

I wish I had Sushi for dinner every day.

Granted but the sushi was poisoned


I wish I people would stop annoying me becuz I am Muslim

Granted but it's because you converted to Christianity and now people annoy you because of that.

I wish Phoenix Duel Academy had more active members.

Granted...but then they vote you off the island..........
I wish that I was an amazing villan.....

Granted but the cops found out and put u in jail

I wish kilering......would stop...talking like that......

Wish granted.... But now everyone else... Talks like... This...

I wish I had all the time in the world.

Your wish is my command.....Time around you begins to come to a cessation....while the rest of the world moves on .....So you are forced to watch the good, bad, and the ugly the world and its inhabitants have to offer....all in the blink of an eye....Then when the world coughs and sputters to an end...it silently implodes and ceases to exist....you do as well....not with a bang .....but with a whimper.....

I wish I could get onto Jeopardy....

Granted... but... you get beaten by bad luck brian... while depressing about your complete wipe out loss,... going -9001 in dept, the interest rate increases over time... causing your debt to go higher... you become an alcoholic... while the bank wont give you a loan or bankruptcy... you rob a local pawn shop... and in the dark alley... kill your self...

I wish i can get my black ops 2 cd fixed

Granted, but all the violent video games drive you to mass murder, and you are put on death row.

I wish I knew the answer to all my problems.

Granted but you forgot the answers

I wish I had more wishes and if i can't i wish I can

Granted but you end up having more restrictions on your wishes the more wishes you wish for until the only thing you can wish for is death.

Granted?
I wish upon a shooting star sovery far... that you'll someday find me....

Granted...but....u....we're...lost......

I wish there were more yugioh cards at my city

graned, but they were smuggled in a black market trade that got destroyed by the government.

I wish for my father to not be so irrationally strict.

Granted, but now he's so easygoing that he let's you get arrested multiple times by doing something you shouldn't have.

I wish for this game to be one where people get their wishes granted without any bad twists.

Granted but its lie:P 

uhh no wish request? well then Genie has gone Aladdin (hahaha Inside Arabic joke)

I wish to have a more muscular build

Granted but thin Batman comes and kills you....Little b

I wish I had a wish

Granted but
u didn't wish anything

I wish I was the best at everything