Careful What You wish For

First topic message reminder :

Ok, in this game, one person makes a wish, then another person grants it,
but with a bad twist on it.

Example: I wish for a cake

Granted, but its a lie

Granted but then your decks were

I wish I had less homework

Granted, but you get immense amount of schoolwork instead.

I wish I could go to an actual Duel Academy.

Granted but all of your favoroite shows get canceled due to the misuse of time

I wish taht i had food to eat

Granted but it was poisoned

I wish I had fifa 14

Granted but there was a massacre and you died

I wish I had a new laptop

Granted, instead you're forced to eternally play a lvl1 normal all-monster deck in your duels long as you're on DN.

I wish Ao Shin would have his lore released.

Granted but you are in a con and everyone hates you

I wish that i can finish my decks

Granted, but they all suck and are inconsistent.

I wish I could focus on my work instead of procrastinating.

granted but your work was to become a mass murderer and to mutilate every children you can lay your hands on just for your greedy purposes. But all of the mutated children from previous experiments rioted against you and you got stabbed from the back by a spinning drill. The children cheer with the insides of you flying out like mushed play doe.

I wish that i can pass my first semester with at least a B

Granted, but all other students get a C-, blame you, and throw you into a pit of water that you can't get out of until someone else comes and throws you a rope ladder.

I wish I never have to hike again...so tired after this weekend's 15.07 miles of hiking... 

Granted but how you are stuck in your home, with no food or water, and WORSE OF ALL, NO INTERNET

i wish that i can find a job relatively sooner

Granted, but its for no pay
I wish I has a T.A.R.D.I.S (time machine)

graned but it is a plastic toy from china that is made with lead paint

i wish taht i can get rid of my headache

Granted, but China takes over and the money is useless.

I wish for a obedient, real, authentic, loving, Altarion. (Hf Googling it mwahahaha)

Granted, but it was a dream that you forgot.

I wish I had 1 gram of genuine, real, not lyfe-threatening, healthy suger that only I can see without driving me into insanity or endangering anything