Would You Rather?

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Let's play the Would You Rather game. It's simple, 1 person gives 2 options and the following person responds with what they would choose and then provide 2 more and so on.
I'll start.
Would you rather go to jail for 30 years or be killed by your least favorite duel monster?

Presently, Syndra bc midlaner.

Would you rather lose at chess or checkers?

I'd take both, I need some meat on my bones.
Would you rather not have wi-fi for a month, or jump out of a plane without a parachute and have someone you trust dive after you and try to catch you?

Hmmm, depends on the person. I don't trust many people, so I'd probably go without wifi.

Would you rather have one 10 dollar bills or 9 one dollar bills (neither can be broken into smaller amounts, and you get no change from any transaction involving them).

one 10, because I can just buy a 10 dollar item from a nearby store
Would you rather: get crucified with 9 inch nails, or have your wisdom teeth removed without a numbing agent?(super creepy and serious, I know)

I'd eat which ever won't kill me, most definitely
Would you rather go base jumping and fall to your death, or get run over by an Abrams tank and popped like a tube of tooth paste

I already do one of those, and my asthma says no to the outside in general, so video games
Would you rather cough for the rest of your life, or sneeze all day for one day

Assault a fortress, atleast I could have a team of highly trained soldiers, less certainty for death.
Would you rather have your dominant hand severed, or be blind

Glued to a wall, large amounts of methane gas could kill me, plus I can eventually get off the wall and back to NYC
Would you rather embarrass yourself publicly in front of your crush or get a sleeve(tattoo)

I'd rather dive into a whales mouth, depending on the whale, they don't eat many things large than krill or shrimp, so i'd probably get spat out, that and whales are gentle giants
Would you rather starve to death or partake in one of Jigsaws(horror) games?

Snow
Would you rather time travel or have Yugioh be real and your the King Of games

Fly a plane
Would you rather have ice cream or popsicle

its cold
Would you rather use slifer the sky dragon or winged dragon of ra or obelisk