Careful What You wish For

Ok, in this game, one person makes a wish, then another person grants it,
but with a bad twist on it.

Example: I wish for a cake

Granted, but its a lie

I wish for a Mercedes-Benz.

granted but you rob the store to get it and got caught

I wish to have all the secret rares of yugioh collection

I give you your wish but there all fake and burst in to flames and burns your house down.

I wish for a puppy :3

Granted but its a dead puppy in a box

I wish for world peace

Granted, but people in a different dimension get jealous and attack
I wish for a pet Narwhal

granted but it is killed and manufactured as lipstick

The I wish Arab?
I wish to not be alone...

Granted, but EVERYONE died

I wish I could rank up without waiting 2 months

Granted but you got quickly demoted to a Slifer

I wish to have a balanced deck

wish granted thin it went on fire

I wish I could find true love

Granted, but he dies before you can even talk

I wish I had a cupcake

Granted but it has spiders inside

I wish to be fit

Granted but the only thing you'd fit in was a jail cell.

I wish I had a million authentic U.S. dollars that were obtained by legal means.

Granted, but you lose it all on the bus

I wish I was a God

i wish i were kira

NO BALCK SKULL WHYY!!
U MEESED IT UP!

Granted but you are A(kira) Toyiama's dead baby

I wish i was not hungry

Granted, But now you're thirsty

I wish........

Uhhh what? Dude comon now!

Granted but its your grandfather's
I wish for 1 million dollars, pocket change people

Granted you find it on the side of the street in a ruffle bag.....too bad it "belongs" to a drug dealer who tortures you then chops off your body parts...hand by hand ....foot by foot.....and finally your head.....

I wish I had a disastrous ending to all aspects of my life...

Granted, but it's always the same thing, peanut-butter in places it shouldn't be.

I wish I had the power of teleportation.

Granted...Buuuut you Taleport to the sun....so yea...that must suck.

I wish that the person under me wish is granted and it end happly with nuthing bad :3

Granted but I become the new bad luck brian, causing my wishes to become a super bad twist in it!

I wish to become an internet meme

Granted, but it's Bad Luck Brian.
I wish I had a new chess set.